December 25th 1991, Santas squeezed his fat bum down the chimney and helped himself to the sherry for his troubles. There’s a big box with my name on it, and a small box attached to it, with 5 minutes of flailing arm chaos more likely to be seen in a punch up between two Hannah-Barbara cartoon characters, somehow there’s a Megadrive plugged into the TV with Streets of Rage sticking out the top of it. A slide of the button is followed by seeeggaaaa then the intro kicks in, Yuzo Koshiro’s one and a bit minute 16bit sound of knock-off late 80s Detroit/Chicago house. Que shaky leg from a six year old high on chocolate coins. What a track.